Then I was gifted the question of whether to call members of the royal family ma’am as in jam or ma’am as in marmalade...
Ma'am
A school in London was preparing for a royal visit when an exasperated teacher said to one of the boys, “No, no, no, boy! It’s ma’am as in marmalade not ma’am as in jam’ Hearing that, I immediately got ideas for a painting. Why I painted the Queen Mother against the unlikely backdrop of L.S. Lowry’s home town of Southport I do not recall, but I did. Years later someone who had been working on the movie ‘The Queen’ saw my painting and told me that both the teacher and I had got the words the wrong way round. The actor had been told time and again on his film set to make sure he said Ma’am as in jam.
And finally I was gifted the idea of a whole exhibition based on Queen Victoria...
The Circus Rolls On
If we know only one thing about Queen Victoria, it’s likely that she was not amused. Years ago, I decided to investigate that belief and so read some of the many books that had been written about her. I learned that one of her daughters had given her a red and white striped swimsuit designed in the fashion of the day, another had given her a bag on which she had embroidered a childish parrot, and which Victoria proudly flaunted at a regal occasion. When asked what he would like as a memento of his royal visit, an African chieftain had requested one of her wimples. The idea of a wimple perched on top of his ceremonial robes amused her. On and on I read. This was not the dour Queen Victoria with whom we were all familiar. This queen was fun. The theme of my next art exhibition soon became obvious, and the following year ‘Queen Victoria has Posthumous Fun’ opened at The Uffundi Gallery in Ottawa. Preparing for that show, the Queen and I spent an action-packed summer together. Ma’am went fishing, played baseball (she wore her wimple under her baseball cap).
Often, when I am working on a piece, a story will be unfolding in my life that I find myself relaying onto the work. This is what happened with The Circus Rolls On. The following story was shown alongside the artwork: Some time ago, I wrote a sketch from my Welsh childhood about the annual charabanc (bus) mystery tour from our village, and I illustrated it with a three-dimensional ceramic scene. In the hopes of jogging my childhood memory, I wrote to my mother asking for her recollections of the Johnsons (not their real name), one of the more colourful but hapless families in the village. I had remembered that when Arthur Johnson had a new suit, he would be sent to knock on doors of families in the village to show it off. When he arrived at our house my mother would say, “Dûw Arthur, there’s posh you look!" And she would press half-a crown into his palm. By the time Arthur had finished his tour of the village, his suit was virtually paid for. My mother did not reply to my query about the Johnsons, but she did mention it to my brother. He wrote to me saying, somewhat ominously, that if I told him what I know about Arthur, he would tell me what he knew. I replied in a mundane letter about the weather and the children that the main thing I remembered about Arthur was the secret Russian information implanted in a pellet in his knee: a lighthearted reference to the time when my brother, in his early teens, had inadvertently shot Arthur in the knee with an air rifle when they were trying to shoot crows, and I, being a sensitive child, was trying to sabotage their efforts. A while after receiving my letter, my brother came to the attention of Special Branch. They took him away and locked him up overnight while they raided his Welsh hillside farm looking for bombs or literature on how to make them. They found nothing. I wasn’t sure at whom these purported bombs were to have been lobbed until my mother wrote to say that my brother had sent a rather silly letter about the European Economic Community’s milk quotas to the Min. of Ag and Fish (the Minister of Agriculture and Fisheries) but she felt that they had over-reacted in ”sending a bull-dozer to crack a nut.” At that time many people in Britain were sympathetic to the plight of British farmers in the European Economic Community. As my mother put it, “The quotas have caused farmers to pour churns of milk down roads, and even once, temporarily, to kidnap a Minister!” And now, apparently, it has ‘caused’ my brother to write A Letter. But to get back to Arthur. As I said, Special Branch did not find any bombs or recipes for them. They did, however, find my letter referring to the secret Russian information in the pellet lodged in Arthur’s knee. In fact, my letter was among the very few items they took with them from my brother’s farm. Special Branch got very excited and wanted to know who Arthur and I were. Perhaps I will now, at last, get an answer to my query about the Johnson family that my mother and brother never got around to sending to me. As for who I am, I think it is about time that my brother learned to describe me in other ways than “the wife of…” as he did to special Branch especially because before being able to start his job with the Canadian Government in Ottawa both my husband and I had needed top security clearance from the Canadian High Commission in London where we then lived. In light of all this we thought it would be prudent to have a word with the Canadian Security Intelligence Service (CISIS) in case Special Branch got in touch with them, and so told them this sorry tale. Fortunately CISIS could see the funny side and it all ended there. Since I was making The Circus Rolls On while this saga was unfolding, I think it will be easily understood why I incorporated CSIS into the piece, and why I added a banner to the top of the circus tent reading “All performers security cleared by CSIS, except for Pinco, the sapient pig, who is currently under investigation.” Clearly this poor benighted pig is my alter-ego. Caryn Nuttall July 1988
Queen Victoria has Posthumous Fun in the Colonies
A group of professors from McGill university saw my exhibition, and urged students at McGill’s Victoria Hall (named after said Queen), to buy one of my pieces for their residence. But the students who lived there rejected the idea claiming the work was disrespectful of royalty. Paradoxically, the more recent Queen’s sister, Princess Margaret, also set great store on subjects respecting royalty to the extent that even her friends were expected to call her a ma’am (as in jam). Yet she had one of my works sent to Kensington Palace from Neiman Marcus in Beverly Hills when I was exhibiting there. It’s a funny old world.